Saturday, January 19, 2008

Cloverfield is Worst Movie of The Year as at January 2008

Cloverfield, oh hyped-up Cloverfield, you sucked to incredible heights. I almost wanted to vomit on my popcorn from motion sickness, the dizzying moment worst than a terrible hangover and a totally a waste of my time and money and time and money and time... you get the point.

It's only January, but I've got Cloverfield as the Top and Only contender for :

The Kind of Movie That Gives You A 3-in-1 Package : Eyesore, Migraine, Motion Sickness.
If you need one or all, Cloverfield is highly recommended then.

The Kind of Movie You Want to Walk Out From

The Kind of Movie You Don't Want to Watch After A Bad Day

Worst Movie of the Year.

Cloverfield = Blair Bitch Project meets Ultraman.
If you like all that raksase from Ultraman, this is exactly it. Except this time,

THERE IS NO ULTRAMAN TO SAVE YOU.

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