Graffitis

Graffitis. I love them all. They made my day.

• All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
• Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
• Superman is a travestite.
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Lower the age of puberty!
• God bless Atheism
• I drink to make other people interesting.
• My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex.
• An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead.
• I invented the cordless extension cord.
• Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
• For all of you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
• I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
• You and the bank own a very lovely home
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
• Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
• Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
• I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
• English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
• You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
• If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you
• I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
• I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
• Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
• I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo..
• An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
• What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
• You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
• If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
• I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
• What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open"
• Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
• Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
• The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
• You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
• Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
• If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Next time wave all your fingers at me!
• When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head.
• The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Save a mouse, eat a pussy.
• Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
• When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
• A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
• Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
• Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
• Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Who laughs last, thinks the slowest Pizza is a lot like sex.
• When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
• I hope I didn't brain my damage
• If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
• I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea
• This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
• First law of science: don't spit into the wind
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
• She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon
• My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Even hot girls have to fart
• I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
• There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who can't
• Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
• Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who' got the smallest
• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
• An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work
• Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
• Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
• I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
• I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
• Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
• Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
• Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?
• Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
• I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
• I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends
• Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
• They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
• We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms
• I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
• If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons
• Fat people are harder to kidnap
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
• If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
• I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
• I must confess, I was born at a very early age
• I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
• Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!