People Watching

On Thursday, 17th of this month, I went for Microsoft Visual Studio 2008 Technical Preview. I had to set out early because the starting time is 9am. In trying to reduce my carbon footprint, I decided to use the LRTs but it took more travelling time than I expected. What I like about the morning ride though is the wide LRT window - looking out through it and absorbing all the views. Really nice.

The event was okay, but I skipped a couple of tracks in the afternoon and spent time at Craft Haven looking for my Jo Sonja's paint tubes. I bought a 12-piece vibrant basic samplers and large tubes of Phthalo Green and Iridiscent White. Total damage : RM112 (killer price I know so I gotta make full use of it and not waste it like the Saintograph's I bought earlier).

On the way back, I took a bus. It's a long ride - about 1 hour 20 minutes during peak hours from 1 Utama to KL Sentral. I almost pengsan. Upon reaching KL Sentral, I hopped on the monorail and this is where I saw two amazing sights.

I was seated opposite this Arabian 'lady' who is covered up with a guy next to 'her'. Why the quote/unquote marks you ask? I believe 1000% percent that he is a jantan. Seriously.

She sat with both kaki damn kangkang like a guy, her nails like a guy, I couldn't see her Adam's apple cuz it's covered but she has a big unta-like nose with super big pores like a guy, her eyes shaped like a guy, her shoes darn huge like a guy, she wore pants with the kind of texture guys use, she had a thick white socks like a guy and she's very flat-chested. Above all her voice very jantan and macho. Why the hell is 'she'/he wearing the long black purdah or hijab or whatever it is called?

Then there is another one. Standing, slightly to the middle left of my seat is an Indian lady with the biggest assets I have ever seen. Huiyoo! Mata terbeliak!

She is short and chubby, wears a darn short miniskirt showing her not so leggy chocolate-colored legs but it was her boobs that caught my attention. It was super huge I tell you, even Pamela Anderson's wan cannot compare. So Miss Chubby Short with a cup DD or maybe even more, how can I not stare?

I did. I stared, all the while thinking, "Damn that's huge like kelapa or limau gajah or watermelo. How the hell did she get that kind of boobs? It looks soooooo heavy. I wonder if those are real? Hmmm, I even wonder if Minachi can let me test and picit picit? Hehehe.. But it's all in the head you see, I only dare stare.

So, I guess that was a fruitful day for my eyes. People watching is definitely wonderful.